Funnysms

Asis, Jsis, and I discuss a disagreeable topic.
Jsis: Let's not ... what's the word??? ... lodge too much on this topic.  It's not good.
Good long pause as Asis and I try to decipher her meaning.
Simultaneously Asis and Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: You mean dwell on the topic?!
All three: Bahahahaha!

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My Asis after I had helped her write a delicate email to a student's mother: I thank thee, dearest sister of mine, in succoring me in my time of need. I have sent the electronic epistle to the mother of [student name] under your especial, wise, and excellent guidance and advisement.

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Jsis: Are you wearing TWO t-shirts?!  Why don't you just wear a long-sleeve?
Me: Because I want my arms to be FREE! *flaps arms everywhere*

Another fashion quirk of mine that irritates my father (not on a modesty level) is wearing a long-sleeve, under a t-shirt, under a fleece vest.
Kinda like this, but with a vest on top
and no flowery designs
and no Madonna underneath...
Whatever, you get the point -

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/madonna-blue-long-sleeve.jpg
I can't believe Google doesn't have more images of GIRLS wearing this style... there were plenty of guys  sporting this style though.
But seriously, only Madonna?!
Maybe I typed the wrong search words.

Again, the reason being so that my arms can be FREE!

Mizzoria~

Merry Death

So, one of my college friends was laughing really hard throughout the day a while ago.

At the end of day when I reminisce the day's events with my sister, I said, "[Friend] was dying so many times today, because he was laughing so hard."
Asis: "Why was he laughing that hard?"
Me: "Well, some things are just so funny to him."
Asis seemingly unsatisfied but somewhat understanding, suggested uncertainly: "Oh... that's a good way to die."



Oh... look at that! I used alternating alliteration in that last sentence... S---- U---- but S---- U-----, S----- U-----...

Or more clearly:

Seemingly Unsatisfied but Somewhat Understanding, Suggested Uncertainly

I am so weird.

Mizzoria~

Ruining

http://fairfaxparks.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/hidden-pond-duckweed-3.jpg

One bright, but cool evening, Asis, Jsis, another friend, her 6yo brother, and I were sitting on the dock situated in a small pond, being mesmerized by the almost-still duckweed on the glass-life surface.

No squawking fowl or buzzing insects interrupted the calm silence.

It was like a movie scene, the ambiance perfectly intoxicating and gorgeous.

Total peace reigned in the pond.

Out of the blue - 6yo brother in a sort of whiny tone: 

I'm bored.  I want to go home.

All us girls: 

[BOY'S NAME] YOU RUINED THE MOMENT!!

Boy all matter-of-fact-ly:  

I know.  I pooped the party.

And of course, we all joined in side-splitting laughter 

and probably scared a bunch of critters out of their hides and exoskeletons.

Little kids are so cute and funny.

Mizzoria~

Train of Thoughts

Hey Man!

Hay Man

Straw Man

Scare Crow

From an interjection to an age-old agricultural tactic...

My Asis's very meandering thoughts...

Miscellaneous!!

Mizzoria~

Prankster

Last month, it was unofficially officiated that Jsis and Asis are sneaky pranksters.  When we were in Maine with friends they (Asis&Jsis) demonstrated their abilities a couple times and kept the times lively.

Later that vacation, a little friend of ours shared a video:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eazan0xMTo&feature=player_embedded

If only we had thought of those before the gathering ended... but anyways...

Good times...

Mizzoria~

-ine's

Jsis has weekly writing assignments and a while back she said:
[Mizzoria], canine is for dogs; bovine is for cows... what's the word for cats?

Asis and Me: Feline

Jsis: OK! *scribbles in her sheet* Thou, filthy, foul, feline!!!

Bahaha... you shoulda heard her tone.

Mizzoria~