Funnysms

Asis, Jsis, and I discuss a disagreeable topic.
Jsis: Let's not ... what's the word??? ... lodge too much on this topic.  It's not good.
Good long pause as Asis and I try to decipher her meaning.
Simultaneously Asis and Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: You mean dwell on the topic?!
All three: Bahahahaha!

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My Asis after I had helped her write a delicate email to a student's mother: I thank thee, dearest sister of mine, in succoring me in my time of need. I have sent the electronic epistle to the mother of [student name] under your especial, wise, and excellent guidance and advisement.

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Jsis: Are you wearing TWO t-shirts?!  Why don't you just wear a long-sleeve?
Me: Because I want my arms to be FREE! *flaps arms everywhere*

Another fashion quirk of mine that irritates my father (not on a modesty level) is wearing a long-sleeve, under a t-shirt, under a fleece vest.
Kinda like this, but with a vest on top
and no flowery designs
and no Madonna underneath...
Whatever, you get the point -

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/madonna-blue-long-sleeve.jpg
I can't believe Google doesn't have more images of GIRLS wearing this style... there were plenty of guys  sporting this style though.
But seriously, only Madonna?!
Maybe I typed the wrong search words.

Again, the reason being so that my arms can be FREE!

Mizzoria~